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Duo yawned. Stretching he grabbed his head and wondered what had happened last
night that would give him such a headache. As he slowly woke up, he stumbled
over clothes that were piled on the floor and over to the bathroom.(poor Duo
has such a bad hang over from last night he's forgotten momentarily that he
is in love with Heero, and they are going out.. whatta Baka.) Not bothering
to notice any sounds emmitting from the bathroom, he opened the door. He stared
dumbfounded at the sight that was standing in the shower ahead of him. Duo ignored
it, and decided he was hallucinating from his pounding headache, adn made his
way to the sink. He washed his face trying desperatly to wake up. After he had
turned off the taps he was still hearing running water. He figured it was most
likely the shower and he wanted it to stop desperatly, for it was agrivating
his headache the more it kept going. Duo reached through the shower door and
fumbled around to find the shower knobs. Instead, Duo was ripped from his spot
on the soft rug outside the shower, to a very wet place that was warm, with
a very wet Heero. Duo just gawked like an idiot before jumping so high he hit
his head on the ceiling landing directly infront of Heero once more. Heero just
stood there smirking at the hysterical site that was Duo standing infront of
the stream of water.
"GWAAA!! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!? Duo said a little uneasy
"Hn." Heero smirked at him, stroking his arm soothingly.
"HEERO! What EXACTLY happened last night? And why do i have this KILLER
headache?"
"You don't remember anything about last night, or at all for that matter
do you?"
"NANI?!?!?!?!"
Heero gave Duo a devilish grin that made his hair stand on end. Something told
Duo that he wasn't gonna like what came outta those lushes lips that were on
Heero's face.
"Well since you asked so nicely...."Duo cringed and listened to what
Heero had to say.
After a few hours of explaining everything that happened last night, Duo fell
backwards onto the bed and started laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. Heero
looked a little concerned about his koi and rushed over to see if he was alright
adn something told Heero that Duo's face wasn't supposed to match the colour
of his beautiful eyes. Shaking Duo did nothing so Heero tried something else
he thought would snap him outta hysteria. he leaned down and kissed him firmly
on the lips. Duo gasped and was back to his normal colour.
"He....Hee...Heero...mmmmmph"Duo was cut short
"Mmmmmph.... ahh WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT!!"Heero looked at him with
his cobalt blue eyes. Duo couldn't resist those eyes and calmed down, morphing
into putty in Heero's arms. After awhile they started to release from eachothers
embrace and stared for a bit longer.
"Duo...."
"Ya Heero?"
"We should probably get a move on to go meet Quatre, trowa and Wufei"
"Why do we have to go meet them?
"Man do you have that much of a hang..."
"Just joshing ya Hee-chan" *grins and ducks outta the way of an angry
heero flying towards him at top speed*
"Whoa! calm down there Hee-chan. don't get those spandex shorts of yours
in a knott. That could hurt and don't come crying to me that they're stuck.
" *chuckles and runs out the door* Heero looking slower than he really
is caught up to the laughing maniac and grabbed him around the waist in no time
flat.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!" Duo let out an eardrum splitting
screech as heero tightened his grip on the squirming Duo.
"WHATS THE BIG IDEA SCARING THE KUSO OUTTA ME?!?!!!"
Heero just smiled (gasp a smile) and continued to hold onto the braided pilot.
After a few blocks of Duo's incessant jabbering they came to the tavern, where
they were to meet their friends. Heero hauled Duo in and sat him down on the
seat with a loud *THUD!* Duo winced. heero took the seat next to him just to
make sure he was quiet during the meeting.
"Nice to see you two made it" Quatre said in his usual chipper voice.
"Ya 3hours after the fact." Wufei said under his breath.
Heero gave him an icy glare with a slight sign of 'Omae o Korosu' in it that
made him stop his smart ass remarks about the two of them. In particular the
ones directed towards Duo.
"Well if you guys are done, I'd like to start and fill you all in on the
mission that we have recently been assigned."
"hmm"
"Hmmmph"
"Hn..."
"Alrighty buddy boy!" Duo said with a cheerful grin until heero stared
at him, duo slumped back in his chair and pouted.
"..."
"Ok. first of all we have to plan this through and make sure there is absolutly
no mistakes in our planning. One wrong calculation and slip up at the guard
lines could cost us the mission and possibly our lives. Anyone have any ideas
on how to go about this?" Quatre said looking in the direction of Herro
yuy and Trowa Barton. Like they had better ideas than Duo or Wufei. The two
silent gundam pilots looked at eachother and knodded. Each had the exact same
idea as to how to go about the little problem of catching the guards off guard.
They grinned and said at the exact same time in the same flat monotone voice
"Duo..."
"Wha?!? WHAT ABOUT ME? I'M NOT DOING NO SUICIDE MISION OR DRAG SHOW TO
PLEASE YOU GUYS!"
" No Duo, its's not something like that this involves your other skill.
Like your skills as a stealthy pilot of Deathscythe Hell."
"Oh. I have other skills?" Duo asked questioningly
"Yes Duo."
"Like what? I thought the only skill I had was sneaking up on people and
catching them off guard." *winks aat Heero.
"Yes well that is the skill we hardly see outta you, except on missions.
Apart from that we see a different skill. Actually Heero I would imagine you
have seen a whole other skill that the rest of us haven't see, but I won't go
into that."
*glares*
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG!!" *nosebleeds and falls to the floor*
"..."
"Couldn't have said it better myself Trowa."
"Hay!! I DO have other skills too other than those two... er three."
"And what would that be. The skill to drive people around you crazy with
your blasted jabbering all the time?" Wufei hissed as he came to. Heero
gave him a back hand to shut him up. Unfortunenatly for Duo, Wufei was smart
enough to duck out of the way of Heero's hand coming full force at his head
and........ WHAAAP! Heero's hand came in contact with Duo's face, sending him
flying across the room, screaming and cursing. Wufei snickered and WHAM! Duo's
hand came outta nowhere and clawbered him a good one in the side of the head.
All the other pilots gasped in shock as Wufei hit the floor with a bone chilling
CRAAAAAAACK!
"Holy shit Duo. That's some sidewinder punch you got there...." Heero
said with a very proud smirk on his face. Duo just glared at the white lump
on the floor, then transferred his glare directly to Heero, who was suddenly
very scared for HIS life, which hardl ever happens.
*GULP* "Uhh gee Duo I didn't mean for that to happen..." The air went
silent as Duo's lips parted and got ready to speak.
"Heero..... You TOTAL and utter BAKA, if I didn't love you so much I would
be forced to do the same thing to you as I did to Wu-man over there." Heero
blinked in confusion and sighed. he had never seen his life come so close to
ending, and he was a gundam pilot!
"Uhhh Duo? Can I continue now that there are no more interuptions?Please?"
"Eh, Why not? I don't see there being anymore problems coming outta Wu-man
any time soon, so go ahead Buddy boy!" Duo said grinning at Quatre with
his usual goofy grin plastered across his face.
"Ok. Now that we know who will provide the surprise attack, what should
our next move, once the first line is wiped out, hopefully with no one gigving
it away that 'Gundams are attacking' as usual. Heero any ideas for the final
defense line? And being sneaky isn't going to help, with the explosions they
are bound to figure something isn't right."
"Hn..."
"Trowa?"
"...."
"Uggg you two are no help what so ever. Uhh Duo any ideas that you can
think of would be greatly appreciated."
"Hmmm give me a moment to think here."
"uhh sure no problem Duo. Take your time."
"Mmm HA THAT'S A JOKE! MAXWELL, THINKING... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" With
another WHAP! from Duo, Wufei was out of it once again with a huge CRACK! that
sent blood flying out from his nose.
"GRRR THAT GUT IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF TODAY!" Heero peered over
at his koi and put a calming hand on his thigh.
"Calm down Duo. We need you more so than Wufei. You are crucial to our
to our mission and the success." Duo's glare softened as he went back to
his usual chipper (well almost totally back) self. Grabbing Heero's hand he
sighed and listened to what Quatre had to say, along with some input from Trowa
and Heero.
After the meeting Heero carried a rather sleepy and bored outta his skull Duo
home to his.. er their comfy bed. Heero laid Duo on the bed and pooped off his
shoes and removed his clothes, slipping him into his tank and tucking him into
bed. Repeating the same procedure to himself, Heero crawled into bed beside
Duo. But before he could pull the covers over his upper half, Duo had pounced
on him from outta nowhere and was smothering him with kisses.
"Mmmph....Duo...I...thought.... mmm...you were../.asleep already."
"Heh...ya well don't always assume somethign there Yuy. You owe me BIG
for that slug in the bar today. And I mean so BIG you'll be lucky if you get
any sleep for the next month or can even walk tomorrow morning or any morning
for that matter."
"Mmmm guess thats a reasonable punishment for that... oooohhhh Duoooo.."
"What Heero?"
"I've been a bad bad boy, I need to be punished..." Duo gave a grin
so wide it filled the room and before Heero could say anything else Duo was
on him like peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth. Except it wasn't
peanut butter that was stuck to Heero's mouth, something else had suction cupped
itself onto Heero and wouldn't let go for nothing
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Heh sorry.. tune in till next time when the Great Shinigami will tell you what
happened the morning they take off for the mission. *zooms outta there laughing
like an idiot*
The next morining when the two of them awoke, they both winced at the pain that
surged through them. They looked at eachother and couldn't beleive that either
were able or even capable of something like that.
"Ouch.... Thats gonna be sore for wile, I just know it.."
"That's your fault Duo. But, If thats what my punishment is..... I'll take
it." Heero grinned at Duo, who was rubbing his sore ars that was quite
sore this morning. He swung his legs over the side of the bed and attempted
to get up to have soothingly, relaxing bath. In mid "mmph" he was
grabbed around the waist and flipped on his back again.
"Awww Heeeeeeeeero, I neeeeeed a baaaaaaaaath, REALLY BAAAAAAAAAAD..."
"I know..." with that he scooped Duo up and hauled hin over to the
bathroom. Running the hot water and adding just a bit of cold at the end. 'hmmm'
he thought to himself and with that thought Heero put Duo in the tub and turned
to leave. Something wasn't right, Duo hadn't surfaced. 'hmm i wonder if Heero
will take the bait and try to help....' his thought ended as he saw Heero's
hand searching madly for him under the water. The next thing Heero knew, he
was flying off of his feet and *SPLASH* landed in the water, directly on top
of Duo, whose plan had worked perfectly. Duo gave Heero a big toothy grin that
slowly turned to a pout as Heero glared at him. They surfaced with the two still
staring and galring at eachother.
"You have ome nerve.glaring at me Hee-chan."Duo said in a rather out
of character tone.
"I have every nerve to glare at you..... you scared me, then almost drowned
me!"
"Well what!? I told you you owed me Big and I meant it."
"heh Maxwell you never mean anything" Wufei said from outta nowhere.
"WHAT?!? Didn't I punch him hard enough to break his jaw and shut him up
for a few months?"
"heh you wish Maxwell." This time he was fully visible and standing
in the doorway , grinning like an idiot. Duo and Heero did a double take and
burst into uncontrollable laughter.
"Hay Wu-man." Duo said in his chipper voice."Are you trying out
a new brand of toothpaste that dyes the whole right side of your mouth black?"
Wufei glared , but somethig caught his eye that made his nose gush, making him
run for a DIFFERENT bathroom. On his way he vowed to get even with those two
if it was the last thing he did. Duo and Heero just shrugged and continued on
with their...errrm.. business?? ^_^;;
After a few hours, both Duo and Heero emerged through the door of their room.
But neither one had let go of the other one.
"Mmmm.. that was a good morning don't you think so Heero?"
"Mmm, it was and still is good." Heero said "But don't you think
we've tramatized wufei enough?"
"hmm.... we aren't doing anything now that would cause a fatal noosebleed."
Heero wispered in Duo's ear"I think your hand down my pants would do something.
Don't you?"
"Eh....."
"Du.....OO! We should leave 'THAT' for the room." he said through
his teeth.
"Oh fine...but Trowa and Quatre do things A LOT worse than that."
"Duo....."
"Hmmmmmmph!"
With that they went downstairs to have breakfast, or in their case Brunch.
"Mmmmmm, that was good. I didn't know you could cook so good" Duo
just grinned"what DID you put in that sauce, any special seasoning? it
tastes different , like there's something else added to it." Duo just stared
at him, grinning like an idiot.
"I don't think you want to know that..."
"Just tell me Duo..."
"Well... it's nothing special really, just something I cooked up waiting
for the sauce to finish." Heero's eyes went wide and grinned almost as
crazy as Duo. 'Hnn thought that tasted familiar.' Duo turned to him mid grin.
"Well Hee-chan, should we go meet Quatre and Trowa now?"
"Hai"
After grabbing their things, they headed for carrier in the hanger. Heero jumped ito the pilot seat and started up the engine. Duo looked over at him and pouted.
"Aww Hee-chan you never let me drive....."
"It's bad enough I trust you with important missions, but when it comes to flying 30,000 feet in the air, I don't. Plus you don't have enough will power when we are on the ground to keep yourself off of me."
"Heh. Bit full of yourself aren't ya there koi?"
A little after Duo said that Heero leveled off and put the carrier on auto pilot.
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MWAHAHAHAHA! I DID IT ONCE AGAIN! TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS
NEXT! *LAUGHS EVILLY AS SHE RUNS OUTTA THE ROOM BEFORE BEING ATTACK *
Duo: HEY! Leave us hanging why don't you!!
Heero:Hnnn...
Shinigami:HEH heh heh, I live to please you guys!
e-mail me at .... Duo_Maxwell_aka_Shinigami@hotmail.com
Thankies.
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